The Davidson Boy's Christmas Carol Book

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Title
The Davidson Boy's Christmas Carol Book
Description
Image of a set of parodied Christmas carols from the December 1959 Scripts 'N Pranks.
Date
00-12-1959
content
The Davidson Boy's Christmas Carol Book
GOD! REST YE, MERRY GENTLEMEN
God! Rest ye, merry Gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christmas is a time for
Love and drink and play.
Don't worry about her father's power,
Go on and go astray!
With glad tidings of vodka and gin,
Vodka and gin!
With glad tidings of Vodka and gin.
JINGLE BELLS
Dashing through the snow in a one horse open
sleigh
To the woods we go, dashing all the way!
( pant, pant)
lee on glasses ring, making spirits bright!
Oh what fun we two will have in this sleigh
tonight!
Whoa! Whoa!
I
say! Damit hoss, whoa!
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
On the first day of Christmas, my -true love gave to me
A glimpse of her pretty white knee.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Two inviting looks, and a glimpse of her pretty white knee.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Three long sighs, two inviting looks,
And a glimpse of her pretty white knee.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Four passionate kisses, three long sighs, two inviting looks,
And a glimpse of her pretty white knee.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
CENSORED
WHITE CHRISTMAS
DECK THE HALLS!
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know.
With the dandruff falling,
Deck the halls with dry martinis,
Fa, la, la, la, la, and all that rot.
Tis the season to make merry,
Fa, la, la, la, la, we're going to pot,
Don we now our bright pajamas,
And Hood Norton calling,
"Wash it out for you, Mister?"
Page 10
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, cha, cha, cha.
All good girls will soon be mamas,
Fa, la, la, la, la, and tango too.
Scripts
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