Public Relations Release Two
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- Title
- Public Relations Release Two
- Description
- Image of a short story from the April 1960 Scripts 'N Pranks
- Date
- 00-04-1960
- content
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IVEY'S
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our university shop
knows how to cater to a young
man's taste, with clothing that is
slim, trim, youthful . . . and,
better yet . . . moderately priced!
Visit us oftenl
lvey's university shop, street floor
On a picnic, little Walter strayed
away from his parents and became
lost in the woods. He wandered around
for a long time and finally, becoming
frightened, decided
to
pray.
"Dear Lord," he prayed as he spread
his hands out fervently, 'Tm lost.
Please help me
to
find my way out
of here."
As he was praying, a little bird hap-
pened
to
fly over and dropped some-
thing squarely into the middle of
Walter's outstretched hand.
"Oh, please, Lord," he begged,
"don't hand me that. Really, I am
lose."
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PUBLIC RELATIONS
RELEASE TWO
Once there was a student who was
a social drinker. In order that he
might get roaringly social whenever
he pleased, he kept a small phial hid-
den in his drawer, carefully hidden
from the eyes of the High Tribunal
and from the eyes of his janitor. One
day a pledge, while rifling the gen-
tleman's drawers for loose laundry
coupons, came upon the phial. Un-
accustomed to facing such an un-
yielding siruation, he was immedi-
ately torn between honor and com-
mon sense. With a loftiness that be-
trayed his pious upbringing he con-
fiscated the treasure and resolved to
present it
to
the High Tribunal as
evidence. But the gentleman, who had
been sitting across the hall in the
head all the time, observed what had
taken place. At this point he too was
corn between alternatives. Should he
surrender himself to The Tribunal, or
should he attempt to reason with the
pledge? Finally he discarded both
pos-
sibilities and, transcending all bounds
of human nature, resolved to report
the pledge for theft of the phial. On
trial day
it further came to light that
the pledge's janitor had taken a nip
from Exhibit "A" while ic lay con-
cealed in the freshman dorm. Amid
much prayer and weeping, the High
Tribunal shipped the two boys and
sentenced the janitor to a slow death.
Moral:
For working in mysterious
ways, the
Law
runs God a close sec-
ond.
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AND COMMERCIAL PRINTING
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Charlotte, N. C.
THE
WM. R. BARRINGER
•
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•
OTHER BARRINGER HOTELS
Hotel Columbia
Columbia, S. C.
Hotel Richmond
Augusta, Ga.
1st Phi Garn: Was it
crowded ar
Hatti's last night?
2nd Phi
Garn : Not under rnY
table.
Scripts
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PrllRks
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